This is my “5 hours into the work day, and I still have 914 unread items in my RSS” face. Also, you can’t tell, but my hair is comically big right now––I either have to get it cut, or audition to be Bret Michaels’ wife. Oh that reminds me––I think the first girl that Bret Michaels picked to be his wife tried to touch my boob at karaoke last week. But that’s another story.

This is my “5 hours into the work day, and I still have 914 unread items in my RSS” face. Also, you can’t tell, but my hair is comically big right now––I either have to get it cut, or audition to be Bret Michaels’ wife. Oh that reminds me––I think the first girl that Bret Michaels picked to be his wife tried to touch my boob at karaoke last week. But that’s another story.