Other Fast-Food Spokespeople Who May Or May Not Be Dead As Of This Posting


marklisanti:

The Snapple Lady*, Wendy’s Dave Thomas, Hamburglar

[Pls. factcheck before reblogging. Thx. —Ed.]

*We will allow that classifying Snapple as “fast-food” may be a dubious move. But substituting Clara Peller there would give Wendy’s an unacceptable overrepresentation on the list.

I saw the Snapple lady on a reality show about being fat whilst flying Jet Blue not long ago. It is possible that she has died since. And yes, this is what passes for “fact checking: around here.