Oscar Fashions! Have you seen this picture before? Surely you have––it’s all over this special that’s on E! everytime I go to the gym (note to E!: you don’t benefit from search traffic. That means you don’t have to have wall-to-wall Oscar coverage two days before the ceremony. The only reasons to work out are Chris Matthews, America’s Next Top Model, and E! True Hollywood Stories. Make it happen. Love, Karina). Anyway. Of course, she looks “bad”. She looks like an organic Easter egg. But Jesus Christ––doesn’t she also look AMAZING? What kind of boob-supporting, waist-cinching device could she possibly have under that thing? I barely even notice the fact that she’s wearing THE LARGEST DIAMOND IN THE WORLD, because her waist to breast ratio is so incredibly stunning. I have to get a dress like that to wear to my Oscar party. Which you’re invited to, of course. Details here.  

Oscar Fashions!

Have you seen this picture before? Surely you have––it’s all over this special that’s on E! everytime I go to the gym (note to E!: you don’t benefit from search traffic. That means you don’t have to have wall-to-wall Oscar coverage two days before the ceremony. The only reasons to work out are Chris Matthews, America’s Next Top Model, and E! True Hollywood Stories. Make it happen. Love, Karina).

Anyway. Of course, she looks “bad”. She looks like an organic Easter egg. But Jesus Christ––doesn’t she also look AMAZING? What kind of boob-supporting, waist-cinching device could she possibly have under that thing? I barely even notice the fact that she’s wearing THE LARGEST DIAMOND IN THE WORLD, because her waist to breast ratio is so incredibly stunning.

I have to get a dress like that to wear to my Oscar party. Which you’re invited to, of course. Details here.