My hair is a disaster. I haven’t been able to get it cut in two months. I got caught cheating on my stylist with a broad from the same salon; I don’t like either’s work enough to go back and risk being seen by the other. Anyone know a place where I can get a decent haircut for, like, $100? Preferably in or near Park Slope? Also: I probably wouldn’t be writing vapid blog posts about my hair if I hadn’t spent half the day procrastinating from this thing I’m writing in protest against the cult of Sex and the City. That’s my excuse, anyway.  

My hair is a disaster. I haven’t been able to get it cut in two months. I got caught cheating on my stylist with a broad from the same salon; I don’t like either’s work enough to go back and risk being seen by the other. Anyone know a place where I can get a decent haircut for, like, $100? Preferably in or near Park Slope?

Also: I probably wouldn’t be writing vapid blog posts about my hair if I hadn’t spent half the day procrastinating from this thing I’m writing in protest against the cult of Sex and the City. That’s my excuse, anyway.