ML: I don’t see a single firm thing in here. ML: Weird. ML: I mean, he at minimum worshipped her feet for a while. That seems clear.

For what it’s worth, when I was researching this story, I came across a Vanity Fair piece on Sofia (titled Sofia’s Choice, I’m pretty sure, because 99 percent of profiles on her are) in which she talked about dating Tarantino after her divorce from Spike Jonze. Direct quote: “I was out of my mind for a minute.”

Lisanti Quarterly: Wherein Leitch And I Try To Ascertain Whether Or Not Quentin Tarantino And Sofia Coppola ‘Officially’ Dated