I am probably still too sick to get on an airplane in five hours, but I will anyway. In the meantime, until the very last second before I need to get ready to leave, I am in pajamas and stretching the cultural leeway of the sick day as far as I can by watching back-to-back episodes of the original 90210 on SOAPnet. The current episode began INSIDE the above Color Me Badd video, and then the camera pulled out to reveal The Gang, watching it on a TV at the Peach Pit. The first line of dialogue went to Tori Spelling’s Donna: “The greatest video in the history of videos!”