Kevin Kelly’s writeup of hypothetical James Bond movies leaves out the Judd Apatow-directed version, in which an unwitting and well-intentioned stoner named Bond (Seth Rogen) who lives in his sister’s (Leslie Mann) basement in the suburbs of Los Angeles with his roommate Chet (Jay Baruchel), a pyromaniac-narcoleptic with moderate suicidal tendencies that emerge when he has had too many shrooms.

Why do all of these sound like way more fun than Quantum of Solace?