From the “I Want This on a T-Shirt” File: I got this in a spam email today, which I deleted automatically, only to realise a half second later that the image had been burned on my brain, and that I had to dig it out of my trashcan in order to take a second look. I’m still parsing the genius of it, but mostly I like the idea that you could have a crazy, alien-life-form brain/penis that you could detach from your body, and it would be roughly the same size as a lucite-heeled call girl—no extra efforts!

From the “I Want This on a T-Shirt” File: I got this in a spam email today, which I deleted automatically, only to realise a half second later that the image had been burned on my brain, and that I had to dig it out of my trashcan in order to take a second look. I’m still parsing the genius of it, but mostly I like the idea that you could have a crazy, alien-life-form brain/penis that you could detach from your body, and it would be roughly the same size as a lucite-heeled call girl—no extra efforts!