Vazquez: My dad is black and my mom is white, and I don’t know if I am neither or both. And we don’t have the time to get into the identity-politics discussion that this would lead to.
Suri: Then what are we doing here?
Vazquez: We’re bigging up our brand so that we can make more money.
Suri: To buy things. I want to start dressing more like a British colonialist in a red coat and maybe lighten my skin with that money.
[ed: the image on the right is the third Google result for “Redcoat.” This is the first.]