Cosmopolitan is written by virgins.


keepinganotebook:

‘Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off.’

I don’t know what ‘manhoods’ they have seen that would fit inside the holes of doughnuts, but they’re not anything I’d be interesting in putting my mouth near. You know, since I’m not really into statutory rape and all.

(Yeah, I know this is old news, but I was just doing some Googling and came across it.) 

There is a bakery in New York that distributes extremely large donuts to cafes and yuppie food stores. It would probably be technically possible to incorporate these very large donuts into sexual congress with an adult male.

But it would still be totally retarded.